#TheatreHoroscope:

Virgo: It's not totally your fault. The whole thing could have been avoided if someone had just lost the keys to the theatre for the duration of the run.





Don't agree with the stars? Talk to their agents (or click Pisces to get a new #theatrehoroscope).




#TheatreHoroscope began on Twitter June 14, 2013 by OffStageJobs.com/Patrick Hudson, inspired by a tweet from @kmccoy.
You can find the most recent #TheatreHoroscope posts over at our BlueSky account, as we no longer post to Twitter.

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