#TheatreHoroscope:

Jupiter's rising brings a plague of insects. Next time don't "Coke" the floor with actual, undiluted Coca-Cola.





Don't agree with the stars? Talk to their agents (or click Pisces to get a new #theatrehoroscope).




#TheatreHoroscope began on Twitter June 14, 2013 by OffStageJobs.com/Patrick Hudson, inspired by a tweet from @kmccoy.
You can find the most recent #TheatreHoroscope posts over at our BlueSky account, as we no longer post to Twitter.

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