#TheatreHoroscope:

Virgo: The stars were going to warn against doing "There once was a man from Nantucket" as part of your audition. But lets face it, no one has actually heard the whole thing in years.





Don't agree with the stars? Talk to their agents (or click Pisces to get a new #theatrehoroscope).




#TheatreHoroscope began on Twitter June 14, 2013 by OffStageJobs.com/Patrick Hudson, inspired by a tweet from @kmccoy.

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